Suburban Report

The goings on of the people of Cranberry

Notes

in the fade: my annual announcement about your holiday newsletter

Can someone who has received my family holiday newsletter (Caprice, Geoff, Stephanie, Cassie, Dinobrain peeps, Jeff Kelley etc.) please tell Michele she is full of crap?

inthefade:

I hate your family’s holiday newsletter. I don’t really care if you and Hank are spending the holidays in the South of France while your darling children are off discovering a cure for cancer or backpacking through the Himalayas searching for enlightenment. I don’t want to hear about the…