You know how in high school, you usually had to sign your textbook at the beginning of the year so if you messed it up real bad, they would be able to trace it back to you.  But sometimes, they would hand out books just for like a day for an activity and what not.  Well, if I ever had the opportunity to take temporary possession of a book without having to put my name on it, I would always write “Satan is our Lord” in textbooks just to, you know, freak out the normals and also promote devil worship for the next few generations of kids who ended up with that book.  Anyways, I had a really good friend who ended up with one of the books, and it really shook him up, and he crossed out all the devil stuff and upside down crosses and even the really arty “666 is cool” I did where there were flames around it.  Now he’s a preacher.