I have this horrible pair of pants that I hate.  They’re these flat-front dockers with absolutely nothing special about them and if I recall correctly I got them for like $18.99 at Kohl’s when I had a 30% off coupon so I guess subtract almost 6 bucks from that total.  I would love to throw them away, but right now I am too fat for them, and I want to wear them one last time so they know they are being thrown away on account of ugliness, and not just because I got fat.