if you have met me in person and fully absorbed my physical presence, you probably think I am a finely tuned athlete. Not entirely true. Here is what I can do:

1. Throw a baseball. Like really throw it good.
2. Catch a baseball. Really, only adequately
3. Throw and catch a football. Only occasionally in a spiral.
4. Run pretty far but really slow.
5. Dribble and shoot a basketball. Not very well actually. Barely a step above embarrassingly.
6. Ride a bike

I think that is it. Bare minimum for American males if you ask me. If I hang out with a dude and he can’t throw a baseball or catch a football, I will not consider him a real man, and I will silently pity his wife and kids.