Suburban Report

The goings on of the people of Cranberry

Notes

FIRST CONCERT

Depeche Mode World Violation 1990.  Star Lake Amphiteatre, outside of Pittsburgh PA.  I was from out in the country so me and my friends had to be driven there by my MOM in our GIANT VAN.  It was three dudes and two girls, and I made out with one of the girls on the way there, and the other on the way home, in the back of that giant van.  NO JOKE.  We are actually not too far off from the 21st anniversary of me telling that story to everyone who will listen.

And, OPEN LETTER TO DAVE GAHAN, please either do some pushups or stop wearing tank tops.  You got some weird skinny arms, bro.