I do not have any on my computer.  But I am looking at it right now, and it looks pretty awesome.  July 12, 1997.  My wife is wearing a white dress and holding a bouquet and looks super hot.  I am sure at the time I told her she looked beautiful but in my head I was likely making a comical sound signifying arousal, and I did not feel like it would be classy to say she looked “bonerrific” in a crowd of formally dressed friends and family.  Her hair is gorgeous and she is deeply tanned and her face is spectacular.  She is more attractive than Kate Middleton and I have more hair than Prince William.  So, score one for America.

I look pretty good.  Rented tuxedo, white tie.  I was probably like 210.  My hair was mashed down flat on my entire head, but spiked up in the front only.  I think one of the friends on the show “Friends” had the haircut, maybe Joey.  I hope not Ross.  It was kind of stupid but lots of dudes wore their hair like that and some of us were still able to marry hot chicks, so whatever, I can take whatever abuse you want to dish out.