Suburban Report

texburgher:

In fact, it’s exactly what it looks like.

Save the date? Hoopla forthcoming.

I have met the internet before. Lots of times.  I consider Stephanie, and to a much much much lesser extent, Geoff, to be good real life friends.   I have never gone to one of these giant gatherings of the internet where people drink and hug a lot and engage in all that dry humping and whatnot.  I am kind of intimidated by it, because I only like to be dry humped by my wife, who is not part of the internet.