Fact #1: everyone is pretty sick of Chuck Norris facts.

Fact #2: if you are Chuck Norris and David Carradine’s men knock you out and David Carradine puts you in your fucking awesome 4x4 and drops it in a hole and covers it up with several tons of dirt, you can just chug half a beer and dump the other half on your glistening beard and chest hair, then start your truck and gun it and it will lurch out of the hole and you can stoically ask your buddy for ANOTHER BEER that you share with BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.